Showing posts with label for laughs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label for laughs. Show all posts

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Little Zach

Found this in my mail xD

LITTLE ZACH AND CATHOLIC SCHOOL

Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything ; tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother.

Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner. To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference.


Finally , little Zachary brought home his report Card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, His Mom looked at it and to her great surprise, ittle Zachary got an 'A' in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said, 'Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?'


Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no. 'Well, then,' she replied, was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT WAS IT ALREADY?' Little Zachary looked at her and said, ' well, on the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign , I knew they weren't fooling around.'

hope you enjoyed =)

Monday, May 25, 2009

Buddha bless those who worship pork

"may Buddha bless all those who worship pork" - Jon Chee

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Love Tomb ( kar sing and serena )


so for the past 3 hours i've been watching WOWP
also known as Wizards of Waverly Place
i just can't stop laughing

anyhow , i rmb i had to do something before school ended
clearly i failed to do so

- love tomb ( kar sing and serena ) -

i've a feeling , that serena is NEVER going to talk to me again =.=
i just went to vin sen's blog and remembered about this
keith , shang qin , addy , matthew , li hui and even KAR SING himself , asked me to photostat the picture and give it to everyone in school on the last day

and have i told you about the love tomb story before??
i think i did...well if you forgot about it , i'll refresh your mind
keith , shang qin and i were on our way to school and shang qin was emo-ing for some reason so he kept looking to floor
then he saw a heart on the simen path in padang asam
so he called it the love tomb and after he said that , keith told him it actually said
"serena love kar sing"
thus the love tomb was invented :P

serena is SOOO going to kill me for this =.=

Monday, December 22, 2008

Shopping with Ivan and Joey


i just came back from shopping at carrefour with my bro
and it was such a fun day :P
since my mum was sick , she asked us to go grocery shopping
so we left at around 1.30
and reached there at 1.31 with my brother's crazy driving , seriously , it's VERY scary

so we timed ourselves how quickly we could finish
or either that how slow we would finish :P
so the list was toilet roll , chicken soup , vegetable , fresh milk , yogurt drink and fruit juice
sounds really fast eh??
well the total time was 15.49 =.=

1st of all we went to get the toilet rolls
and we had the problem of finding the right brand recommended by my mum
when we finally found it , the price was rm 15 like what my mum had said earlier
then my bro saw the carrefour made toilet rolls
which SHOULD be cheaper
there was no price tag , so i went in search of the price scanner
i did something really dumb , i was willing to go into all the trouble to draw it out for you to see instead of me typing it

-NOT my master piece at all-
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and already wasted 5 minutes there
then we split , my brother went to get the vegetables while i went to the can section to buy some chicken soup
in no time at all , we both got what we were looking for
my brother only took 2 types of organic vegetable , when my mum asked us to buy 4 types
my brother got me to my senses
" buy less , eat less "
i dont really enjoy the vegetables my mum cooked , although i don't mind eating it

then , we went to get the fresh milks
which was kind of confusing since there was fresh milk , low fat milk and other types
the yogurt drink was funny
we keep walking everywhere where the yogurt drinks were
it was actually next to the milk =.=
the juice , well we were picky xD

- ok i admit we bought a few unnecessary things :P -

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Cr4zy Gun


after reading this post
your might be calling me a lame and childish guy
so whatever

i saw this cardboard on the floor and said
"that looks like a gun , maybe i should paint it"
well my holidays are very blank , it's sleep , eat , tv , com and back to sleep again
so i decided to paint the cardboard
which i imagine it to be a gun
i actually started it 3 days ago so here are the pictures :P

-Day 1-

i did 1 side of the cardboard and 2 triangle shape things
it was quite easy though
it took around 3 hours ( 10 p.m - 1 a.m )




i finished 1 side only =.=

-Day 2-

i did the other side of the cardboard
it was very difficult as i had to paint this part really slowly because of the letters
and i named the "imaginary gun" Cr4zy cause that's the name i use in the games i play , cause i get really crazy once i start playing a game :P




-Day 3-

i did it around 2 a.m
so i took my table light and brought it next to my bed
so happened wei jie ( my neighbor ) was sleeping over so he helped me with taking some pictures :D





chowz :P

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The FKK joke ( Foo Kar Kien )

it's 4 a.m
it's 4.01 a.m to be exact
this time , it wasn't a nightmare that woke me up
it was a joke , a very lame joke

erm if i'm not mistaken , i woke up laughing
=.=
well reading the post title tells you it has to do something about kar kien
and no , it's not the McKarKientheFoo thing
it was on sunday after church

at the gate of my church's car park , there's a guy who sells putumayam or wtv :P
well i've never seen anyone buying any from him
and since my bro just miss Malaysia so much , he couldn't resist buying some karipaps or wtv :P
and since it was a baptism service that day , we had food after the service
and 1 of the food on the menu was karipaps
so when my bro bought it , kar kien whipered to us
"maybe he stole it from the church"

i don't know if it's funny to you , but it's really funny to me
funny enough to make me dream about it
and wake me up at 4.01 a.m !!!

Sunday, December 7, 2008

A Scary yet Funny Nightmare


i just woke up from a nightmare
it's a very funny nightmare yet it has been haunting me for 4 years
lol
and it's also very stupid

back in 2004 , when i just started attending church , i was always around with my brother's ( aaron ) friends
practically at that time i was scared of everyone in church...lol
thinking back , i still can't figure a answer to that =.=
so there was this group of girls
whose names are natalie , su ann and pearly

yes yes i know this are like the "angels" of the church of whatever
THE POINT IS that ever since i stepped into that church and seeing su ann's smile , i've been like imagining things
yes the nightmare is about su ann's smile =.=
hahahahha
for those people who taught it was vampires and ghosts , i totally got you wrong!!!


yes so basically this smile has been hunting me in my dreams for the past 4 years
well it happens like once every 3 months or so
lol

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Cute Pics....lol

hey guess wht?? after cursing blogger 4 so long....can upload pics....LOL
bt sry....not enough soft toys...actually suppose 2 hav 8 of them....xD
So here are the pics....enjoy..lol

frm behind stage..can see the spot light there....LOL

the crowd...xD

seems like a real planetshakers soft toy rite...lol....here's some of the band members

the keyboardist...
the worship leader n electric guitarist....
the bass guitarist....
the female singer...she's holding a mic ok....lol
hahahaha!!! the drummer...see his sticks??
frm the side...see his beautiful sticks made frm toothpicks...LOL
the band...frm the right
the band...frm the middle
the band...frm the left

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Nothing much

nothing happened much happen in skool....except the part
where i got really mad at the top (except amin n mei shia) n pravin....tht guy little monkey
man...he suppose 2 b the most strictest prefect in the board...but
his sleeves always up n unbutton , during duty talk n best still CAN SEAT DOWN SOME MORE... ..l..
some more tht guy giv me the best class 2 take care....2 Gigih....
wanna kill him even more...lol
den when i jaga 2 Gigih....carmen n donno hu keep saying 'hui qing hui qing' non-stop
i keep asking them continue until they giv up....^^
den during recess...me n the king of emo VIN SEN!!! lol....emo wit pravin
cse he gave me a stupid class 2 take care n cse he
toke the last 7-up revive....lol
hmm....wht else happened....oh ya....MORAL!!!! man i luv ustaz amir....he comes up wit stories which i tink somtimes r not true.....n it doesn't relate 2 moral...lol
so today's story was abt ytd....abt the ashwin - q-hung fight...so started when he asked if anybody in the class got bullied by ashwin b4 2 report it 2 him....
den bla bla bla.....lol
oh ya...den keith , sq , addy n kar sing were doing their essay 4 tuition....n when sq told
a joke....they all laughed.....so teacher scoulded them and ask them 2 go
in front....teacher was like bla bla bla bla bla....lz 2 write..lol
den after moral was....err wht edi.....oh ya useless science...nothing happened there
geo...pn err... pn wht edi.... ahhh pn.halimah came in as substitute teacher...
so bla bla bla bla...nothing much..lol
den when going home tht time...top 6 came 2 me...i emo wit them...lol..
suprisingly it work...lol

den at home...got fever...zzz...y?? cse useless pravin n top 6 make me jaga at the
place where the sun was shining at me the whole time....den after tht heavy rain....so hot den cold....body temperature was 43....so i slept at 8.30 till 10.30...lol
actually updated blog on thursday....cse i sick on tuesday no mood 2 update...xD

Friday, April 11, 2008

SMSJ CF's Easter Celebration

waa....today got lots 2 write....
ok....start frm the morning....went 2 keith's hse at 9.30 a.m....i could tell tht he was mad....
cse i was suppose 2 go 2 his hse at 9a.m.....y?? cse i woke up at 8.55a.m.....n y again???
cse my cousin go talk wit her bf till 5a.m in the morning...talk so loud till i also cannot sleep...
2 days in a row edi she disturb me sleep!!!!
so...went 2 keith's hse....i was suppose 2 go 2 skool at 10.30a.m actually 1....but den no1
call me 2 go n help...so i stayed at keith's hse till 12 p.m......
reached skool at 12.10....den i my lee chen a.k.a my greatgrandmother...lol....ask me 2 help
out lor....so 1st i toke care at the door to make sure tht no 1 would come in.....
den rowena ask me 2 help usher the ppl in....but i was dam lost...cse i had
no idea wht on earth 2 do...lol.
den we played a game called "squirrels n trees"
the game is a game where a pair of 3 ppl form a group....n den 2 ppl will become the tree....n
the other person will b the squirrel...seating in between the two trees....
so...when the person says 'hunter' the squirrels will exchange n move 2 other trees....
n if the person say 'fire'..the trees must chg partner...n if the person says 'earthquake'
both the squirrels n the trees mst chg.....
so it's quite funny....cse me , andrew n keith were in a group...n vin sen , matt n sq
were in another group....so everytime rowena said 'fire' , 'hunter' or 'earthquake'...all 6 of us just keep exchanging.....so may zhen came 2 us n said tht we were cheaters....lol
so during worship time....man!!! nvr had such a wonderful time worshiping Jesus.....
the songs were
  1. For All You've Done
  2. Shout Your Fame
  3. Hosanna
so....during shout ur fame....man...I WAS JUMPING LIKE MAD!!! weee....lol
hmm...the ppl hu were jumping were the ppl at the back....around 5-10 ppl.....me , den even my greatgrandmother was jumping also!!! lol....den when we were singing hosanna.....i cried again...no big deal la...i always cry when i listen 2 hosanna....the song is just so meaningful....
den when i lifted my hands....every1 was looking at me.....the ppl i remember looking at me was
shaun , keith , matthew , bernard , andrew n a few more ppl la....
den the food....there was wedges , nugget , fries , sandwich , cakes , fishball n drinks la....
but den ar...in just 5 mins....the food on the table habis edi...lol

den during science....dam funny....we were learning abt classification of animals la...
so teacher show us a few animals on the com la...so den tis danial go name ppl's name after those animals....here's the list of ppl tht he named
  1. victoria - fish
  2. riduan - crocodile
  3. li hui - rhino
  4. fazlan - emu
  5. sharmin - lion
  6. sq - turtle
  7. ali - swordfish
  8. vin sen - hamster
  9. thilangkam - elephant
  10. eugene - salamander
  11. gary - peacock
  12. orang utan - matthew
  13. porcupine fish - danial ( tis 1 every1 call him 1...4 revenge...lol)

Thursday, April 10, 2008

A hating day...

today i woke up at 11.15 a.m....consider dam late cse i've been waking up at 7 nowadays..y if u ask...cse my cousin chating wit lynn till 4.30 in the morning...i also cant sleep cse the monitor light is dam bright...lol....almost miss my bus sia....eat my lunch in jst 10 mins!!!
my 3 cousins look at me eat like crazy...lol....

in skool....zzz...edric reali pissed me off today man....1st...en.supra wanted p.a system la...
so izza n shahirah went 2 get it....so i went back 2 dewan la....den edric ask me AGAIN..
"IVAN!! WHERE'S THE P.A SYSTEM?? EN.SUPRA WANTS IT NOW!!!"
den i said "chill la...izza n shahirah r taking it..."
den he dam angry go ask me go take..zzzz....so i like wtv la...so i go take the p.a system....
den after tht....all the ppl in cf goin somewhere la....den my jie wanted me
follow her see where they goin....so we follow follow them 2 the gazebo la...den she go talk
wit them...leave me alone at the bilik guru there....
den she come back say they having prayer meeting....she ask me 2 join also la...
den i tell her "dowan la....after edric n nat scould....i dam lazy 2 layan them edi..."
so we went go ask edric's permission wether can go or not....
den when we ask...he go shout at us...yea...SHOUT at us...

den english gt survey n bla bla bla...lol
den maths tht time....i go ponteng class...wakakaka....ok la...not really ponteng la....
but go jaga 1 setia class....
tht time they were having moral class.....their class is really quite compared to the 1 setia n 1 usaha moral class last year...cse we our moral class last year gt xian loong n vishahan...lol
den we went back class...cse ustaz amir taking care of tht class....
den during maths time dam funny.....
cse pn.ding's english isn't reali tht fluent la....so whenever she says xero....it seems
like she's saying chiro...lol....
so she said "in year chiro chiro 2...our skool bla bla bla"
so eugene ask y does teacher say xero as chiro....den the whole class laugh like crazy...
some more non-stop u noe....but i really feel dam sad 4 pn.ding man...the whole class laughing
at her jst cse her english is not tht fluent...lol

den after recess...the long wait is over....CSE FINALLY THE INTERVIEW 4 THE FORM
1 PREFECTS IN TODAY!!!...cse all the form 2 prefects were asking edric n nat
when we r getting our juniors....
so i wanted 2 talk 2 the form 1 students hu were waiting 2 b interviewed la....
den the top 6 ask me get loss...zzzz....talk wit them also cannot....
those top 6 ppl dam *&%#* la.....nadia n liyana can talk wit them but i cannot la...dam nice....
wanted 2 slap all of them......

den during geo....pn.suriani ask me 2 go around the form 2 classes 2 ask hu wanted
2 join the fashion show nxt week....so i went around the form 2 classes la....
den when i went to 2 Bakti....( my jie jie's class )....mrs.tan inside la...
the whole class went "WOAA!!! HUI QING GUY IS HERE!!!!"
THE WHOLE CLASS U NOE!!!!.....i was really malu la.....
den mrs.tan ask me "eh ivan....u wanna see leyu izzit??"...den i was like
"maybe...maybe not..." den she go call her come...lol....den the whole class ask me
2 kiss her...LOL....FOR GODSAKE!!!! SHE'S JUST MY PET SISTER!!!!

zzz...today i was dam angry at all prefects....ESPECIALLY the top 6....donno y la...but i'm
dam angry at them....haiz....now 1a.m edi...my cousin wanna use the com...chowz

Monday, April 7, 2008

Funny Day

today i feel like a kid again....lol
no homework...no study....just having fun....keke
lol...when going 2 class tht time....me , vin sen , ammar n all the prefects la....we were like "eh...where's the class??" cse tht time our class not electricity so we chg class ma.....
than in class.....dam funny sia....laugh until my lungs dam pain...
during english....pn. hasrat talking abt bla bla bla.....
den she was scoulding us cse our previous hw we nvr answer in full form la...
so she asked a few questions....den mst answer in full form...
den she ask aidan...."where does the sun sets?"
he answered "frm the west"
teacher marah him cse he nvr say in full form....lol
then when teacher ask shaun where is the tallest mountain in the world....
he answered "i'm too retarted 2 answer ur question...."LOL

den during seni time...I LOVE U PN LITISHA!!
lol...not reali love la....but everytime she teach us...she let us do whtever we wanna do...
so roti , me , keith , vin sen a.k.a steampao...(cse he's so white...lol) n matt kacau
all the form 1 ppl la....
cse we chg class 2 the place jst opposite the form 1 classes....
so we keep waving 2 belle....see wether she can see anot...she dam bloody blur
oh ya....4got 1 thing....vin sen loved tht class so much cse can see belle jst opposite...lol...
then when michelle was writing things on the white board....
tht roti dam stupid go shout her name out so loud....then she n the whole 1 usaha class look at us....den me , vin sen , keith n matt faster hide...so roti alone...then he scould us y we hide...lol..